Cause jokes
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"
The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"