Cause jokes
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.