Cause jokes
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.