Cause jokes
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.