Sally Has No Arms

Alright listen up buttercup. This joke is funny cause it's dark. Sally doesn't have any arms, which is why she fell off the swing. Then, in the knock-knock joke, Sally can't be there because she's, ya know, armless and probably dead. You probably don't get it, because you are dumb. I can tell you have a small brain because you probably eat mayonnaise straight from the jar.