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Sally Has No Arms

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lil depresso
6 years ago ·
  • Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.

    Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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    • Swing
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    • Arms
    • Knock knock

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up buttercup. This joke is funny cause it's dark. Sally doesn't have any arms, which is why she fell off the swing. Then, in the knock-knock joke, Sally can't be there because she's, ya know, armless and probably dead. You probably don't get it, because you are dumb. I can tell you have a small brain because you probably eat mayonnaise straight from the jar.

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  • GGelatinous Fanaloka
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