Cause jokes
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.