whys hughs mum so fucking fat cause she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6789.
why do Asians don’t wear contacts.... CAUSE THEY CANT FITT
by Roni Cung
When Stephen hawking died i assume his computer crash caused it
why did hitler say nein. cause he just got raped bitch
Why did the bike fall over? 'Cause it was wheely tired.
My friend txted me and asked me "Hey. Whts ur favorit emoji?" I said "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬" She said "why?" I said "Cause its your twin"
question: Why cant you trust tree? answer: Cause they are always shaddy
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin
Are you an egg, cause you CRACK me up
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is
I'm really worried for Steven Hawkins cause how us he going to climb the stairway to heaven
why does sally hate herself, cause Sophie stole her boy
why is sally dead, cause she has no arms
Why Cant Dinosaurs Clap? Cause They are Dead
Why did the guitarist go to prison? Cause he fingered A minor
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
Cause I’m digging that ass
You guys asked for a joke? Well you're in luck, cause you already are one!
Why do ya’ll call a pickup truck- cause ya got a flat tire
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
