Cause

Cause Jokes

Yard

Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?

A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.

Ice

Why did the boy not cross the road?

Because he was on thin ice.

God

Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,

'Cause she was transgender.

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  • Iran

    Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?

    Crow

    Why did the crows form a charity?

    Because it's all for good caws!

    Sex

    Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?

    'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.

    Orphan

    It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

    Sally

    Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.

    Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

    Sex

    The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.

    Bike

    Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?

    'Cause it was two tired!