why do Asians don’t wear contacts.... CAUSE THEY CANT FITT
by Roni Cung
When Stephen hawking died i assume his computer crash caused it
why did hitler say nein. cause he just got raped bitch
Why did the bike fall over? 'Cause it was wheely tired.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
question: Why cant you trust tree? answer: Cause they are always shaddy
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
Are you an egg, cause you CRACK me up
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
why is sally dead, cause she has no arms
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why did the guitarist go to prison? Cause he fingered A minor
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Why do ya’ll call a pickup truck- cause ya got a flat tire
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh, this handles so well!" they exclaimed.
Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear-ended them. The passenger said to his partner, "You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent 'cause we're going to sue him!"
So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said, "What do you want, wimp?" The gay said, "You just hit our new Pink Porsche, and we're gonna make you pay every single cent 'cause we're gonna sue you!"
The trucker said, "Oh yeah? Blow me!" The gay driver went "Ohhh!" and ran back. The gay partner asked him, "What did he say?" His fruitcake driver said, "Ohhh! It's wonderful, he wants to settle out of court!"
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
