Cause

Cause jokes

Gay

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

Orphan

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

Memes

Orphanage

In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?

Mama

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

iPhone

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.

Oreo

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.

Orphan

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.

Blood Type

What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.

What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.

Time

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.