Cause jokes
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.