Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
