In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, cause they don’t need a home button
Yo Mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
Cause it was two tired
Why’d the girl fall of the swing.
Cause she had no arms
Knock knock!! Who’s there?
Not the girl
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Cause its finger lickin' good.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
Q:Whats a orphans favorite game.... A: the sims 4 cause then they can simulate having a family.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
We better stop telling orphan jokes cause their parents will get mad. Oh...wait...nevermind
Why cant orphans play on a computer?
Cause they have no motherboard.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
