Cause jokes
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Memes
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.