are you a mental hospital? cause I need to be in you
Why do rappers love the gym?
Cause they’re all about them HEAVY BARS
i was exited to watch fast and furious because of Dom Toretto then i realised family is nothing to me cause im an orphan
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose it can’t cause it can’t run yet
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why does santa claus have such a big sack??
cause he only comes once a year
why did sally fall off the swing? cause she had no arms knock knock? who's there, not sally
a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents
I love trash bags cause they remind me of my heart.... black
Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him
What is an Orphans favorite toy
Answer: a boomerang cause it is the only thing that comes back to them
Why cant orphans eat chips. cause there family sized
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first? The feather cause the rope stopped the child
My friend txted me and asked me "Hey. Whts ur favorit emoji?" I said "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬" She said "why?" I said "Cause its your twin"
A man runs into a church and shouts are there any dawarf nuns in the monsistary,the pope said no causing the man to say to his friend I told you you fucked a penguin
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground
Here is funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo cause you know girls and hair, when she went to sqeez it out it came oil, tooth past, chicken breast, barf, and oniouns! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY when she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it agian! Later!
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr colin, who loves making a din, he thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, that's not what everyone shows, about his life he ploughs and ploughs, about his dog bella and his relation-ship woes... mr colin, we do not care, when you speak, our minds are not there, your life you have unnecessarily shared, when we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr colin, rumbling about his exceptions, just when someone puts something in the bin, or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, but Mr Colin, drinking too much gin, will flail all his annoying attention on him, he'll push his limits, right to the rim... And just how i love flan~ Oh he's finally gone~
@DreamBlue
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victimless!
