Cause jokes

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.

One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.

One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.

The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"

Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."

Why did the baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why do orphans not play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

Why did the fridge have lots of friends?

Cause it was COOL.

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

Why can’t orphans have sex?

'Cause they have no one to call daddy!

Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?

Because he can’t do stand up.

In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.

Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.

Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?

Because they are really committed to their cause.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing?

'Cause she had no arms.

Knock, knock!! Who's there?

Not the girl.

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Why can't orphans play on a computer?

'Cause they have no motherboard.

We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.

You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.

Why was Santa happy?

'Cause he has hoes.