Cat Jokes

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“ when the ugliest cat looked at you“ then you search up the ugliest thing in the world” you show up

What's a cat's favourite colour? Purrple

Q: If a cat says to a dog all dogs are liars and the dog says to the cat all cats are liars what does it mean?

A; It means cats and dogs can talk.

What did the cat say when he fell off the table? * MEOM!

two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?

because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy

Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from, I answered “my cat has ocd”

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.

Anyone who says they dont like cats, has never had one cooked right.....

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.

You got a black cat. He was bad luck. Everyone left you and you comited suicide. What a CATastrophe.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said "i farted and the building behind me blew up".