Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't I do it myself
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer:because it’s a scaredy-cat.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sour-puss.
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the cheshire cat.
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr* On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
Curiousity killed the cat. But for a while I was a suspect
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat but I would be lion.