Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? -- To the retail store!
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer:because it’s a scaredy-cat.
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sour-puss.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
if I were a cat I'd spend all nine of my lives with you
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the cheshire cat.
A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she's away.
On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.
The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, "You can't tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn't get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day you could have said that she died from complications."
The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, "Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can't get down ..."
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr* On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
What do you call cat that walk slow?
CATerpillar
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog A cat has 9 lives and a frog croaks every day
What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat but I would be lion.
READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What do you call peg and cat from peg + cat? Egg + splat. Eggy joke for all too enjoy
Hang in there you all, Literally.
