Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search” as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
what sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
i had sex with my dog once and my cat hissed at me for not doing her
What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Question: How did the cat cross the river.
Answer: It didn’t, It drowned.
People want to be nice to each other, because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrofe
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO" then ran off I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.
my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
What is cats and dogs's favourite story and movie? Romeow and Drooliet!
I have two things i wanna say: 1. when ppl swear stop taking it so fucking literally. if someone calls u a bitch, they're not calling u a female dog. if they call u a cunt, they're not calling u a woman's private part, they r calling u either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby or something along those lines. ffs 2. wtf
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical.
i killed my cat
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sour puss.
When i was 11 My mom came home from the bar super drunk that night and I just wanted to know if they knew where was the cat because I heard a noise.................we had a loooooooong talk the next morning.