Uno reverse jokes

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.