Uno reverse jokes

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.