Car Jokes

what did the frog do when his car broke down

it was toad

What’s big and black the road

Why was the computer late for work

He had a hard drive

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

I don't have a carbon foot print, I just drive everywhere.

What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?

Kermit in a car crash.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

I hit something when i pulled into my driveway. and then i noticed that my cat was missing.

so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car

Why did Princess Diana cross the road.........She forgot to put her seatbelt

Why did the chicken cro-

UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓

Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat , but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.

I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speedbump 😬

Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.

New skin unlocked: Blood splatter! (Obtained by running over 69 children)

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car

Drop me in afghanistan with a cigar, a kobe jersey, a mac-10, a lambo huricane with a bumper delete and a toyota tacoma with a m249 on the back. Then Ill have afghanistan by the 51 state by midnight.