How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop 🍕
Why cant Hellen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl
what did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
meooooow
To People who say that depression hits hard... The car begs to disagree
Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders “ on the backseat of her car
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies, i don't have a Porsche in my garage
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge”.
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars.
"How was your day?" "It was great" "what was so great about it?" "i saw a puppy" "awww" "and i ran over it :)"
alcholics don't run in my family, they drive
when Helen Keller drives a car people call here Asian
what is a orphan's favorite car
a family car
if a fat person would go on a flying car it will just be at the ground when they out it will justfly up
why bid the frog take the bus to work today? his car got toad away
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt
