What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
One day a man was fixing a car, an he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like "dude, this can't be healthy." But he said "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
If you drink, don’t drive. People cause accidents.
If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.
I ran over neighbors cat last night and I just want to say... THAT THING WAS FAST! I had run a red light to get it!
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car? idk I just have a couple in the backseat
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.
what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? to get to the other side
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
Why did the emo kid not cross the road.
He was waiting for a car
Btw ik this joke is bad 👎
I'm actually against abortion Just go to the car wash and tell em you ate too much red pasta
Paul's favorite car. A carrere GTree
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)