Car jokes
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Potatoes
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.