Cant jokes
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Memes
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Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.