Cant jokes
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.