Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Memes
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"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.