Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Memes
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"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.