Cant jokes
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣