What type of bee cant make up his mind?
A maybe.
Why cant orphans use a phone?
Cause they cant find the home button
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they cant go home
Question-Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed? Answer- because he cant sleep in his race car bed...
Whats the food orpbans cant eat -family sized icecream
me explaining the school nurse that ice cant cure everything nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl
Why can orphans not get married? They are dad cant walk them down the Isle!
Why cant orphans complete homwork?? Because they have no home!
i cant come in, because im too high
You:OMG I CANT BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER! The other person: Who? You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks
Why canβt orphans play baseball? THEY CANT GET THE HOME RUN!
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet
Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it's okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
what is an emos most hated game... hangman
because its rubbing it in there face that they cant hang themselves
Why cant orphans have a funeral? Because their parents wont be there
Most of the people here: thats not funny lots of people died.
Bruh why are you in here if you cant take joke.
why cant a orphan be gay, because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play Baseball?
Cuz they cant ind home.
