You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Cant Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
