Cant jokes
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Memes
Cant even nap in Ohio
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
I can't think of any jokes.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.