Cant jokes

Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?

Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

Why do orphans hate hide n seek?

'Cause they can't find their parents.

You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.

Why can't Biden play chess?

Because he doesn't have the towers.

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

Q: Why can't orphans be gay?

A: They have nobody to call daddy.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!

Not funny, here’s another.

Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.

Why did God make men?

Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...

Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?

They've been rear-ended too many times.

A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"

One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"

Mom: "No you can't..."

Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"

lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.

Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.

I can’t stand disabled jokes...

Neither can they 😂

Why can't Asians make a white baby?

Cause two wongs don't make a white.

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!

I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."

Why can't two Asians have a white kid?

Because two wongs don't make a white.