Cant jokes
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.