Cant jokes
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
Brian has a crush on a cute girl, Sally, from school, so he goes and tells his dad about her, and he says, "Sorry, son, you can't like her; she is your sister." So Brian is okay with it, and he starts to like another girl, Madison, and he goes up to his dad and says, "I have a crush on this girl, Madison," and again the dad goes, "Oh, sorry, son, you can't like any girl in school; they are all your sisters." So he goes crying to his mom and says, "Dad said I can't like any girl because they are all my sisters," and the mom goes, "Oh, it's okay; you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad."