Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.