What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
