Cant jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cro-

UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓

Memes

Perk

Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?

Because he can't handle all six perks.

Orphan

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

Man

"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.

"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"

Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.

Violence

There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."

Snake

One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"

Job

A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"

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  • Baby

    Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.

    Jesus

    Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

    Titanic

    "We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"

    Orphan

    Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?

    Because they can't reach home.