Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Cant Jokes
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
