Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Memes
NO PAPERS CAN CHANGE MY FUTURE!
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.