Cant jokes
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.