Cant jokes
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.