Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.