Cant jokes
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
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Memes
NO PAPERS CAN CHANGE MY FUTURE!
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.