Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.