Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.