Cant jokes

Answer

You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!

The other person: Who?

You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.

People

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

Memes

Cut

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

Chess

Why can't England play chess?

Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.

Orphan

Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?

They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.

Hairline

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Kid

What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?

Nothing because they can't open the gift.

Helen Keller

How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.

Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.

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  • Hangman

    What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.

    Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.

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  • People

    Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

    Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

    Ice Cream

    Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.

    Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.

    Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"