Cant jokes
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Woman can't drive.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.