Cant jokes
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
Memes
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
They canβt get to home run!
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.