Cant jokes
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Memes
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
They canβt get to home run!
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.