Cant jokes

School

Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.

Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!

Memes

Answer

You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!

The other person: Who?

You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.

People

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

Cut

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

Chess

Why can't England play chess?

Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.

Orphan

Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?

They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.

Hairline

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Kid

What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?

Nothing because they can't open the gift.

Helen Keller

How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.

Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.

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  • Hangman

    What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.

    Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.

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  • People

    Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

    Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?