Cant jokes
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Memes
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.