Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.