Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Memes
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?