Cant jokes
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
heh
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they can't get a green card.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Three blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke, each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer.
So the angel begins telling them the jokes. One of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laughs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said, "This is the last step. If you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass." The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, "What do you ca..." Out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. "Why are you laughing? I haven't even finished the joke yet!" The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke!"
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.