Cant jokes
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When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.