Cant jokes

If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.

Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!

Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.

Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!

Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.

Karien: That is so boring!

Daiana: Well just work with me please?

Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!

Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents can't push them on the swing!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

It’s because they can’t find home plate.

Why can't two Asians make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?

Because it was family size.

Why can't religion and science agree?

Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.

An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.

Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't run home.

Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?

Because it's a family company.

Why can’t Santa have kids?

He only cums once a year.

Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.

I can't stop thinking about those beans.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They can’t find home.

Doctor: I can't treat you.

Orphan: Why!

Doctor: I'm a family doctor.

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.

"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.

Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They can't see their parents.