Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.