Cant jokes
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.