Cant jokes
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.