Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Guys I cant see him
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.