Cant jokes
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
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You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.