Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"