Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
What is a car that runs and can't?
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.