Cant jokes
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
BAHAHAHAHAH
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.