Cant jokes
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.