Cant jokes
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.