Cant jokes
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.