Cant jokes
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.