Cant jokes
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.