Cant jokes
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
Hollow Knight Meme
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!