Cant jokes
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.