Cant jokes
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
joe mama roast
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of disabled children.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.