Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
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What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.