Cant jokes
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!