Cant jokes

If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.

You also can't breathe if you die.

So why isn't it debreathiation?

Why are Communists considered the left?

Because they can’t do anything right.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.

What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.

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I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.

My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.

Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

Why can't fat kids play poker?

They eat all the chips.

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Why can't orphans go to field trips?

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Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home.

Why can't orphans go on a field trip?

They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Why can’t orphans order from Costa?

They need a parent or guardian with them.