Cant jokes
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
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What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.