Cant jokes
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.