Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!