Cant jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
I know
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.