Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.