Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.