Cant jokes
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.