Cant jokes
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.