Cant jokes
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Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Passwords am I right
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.