Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.