Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Did you know I'm a really fast reader?
I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
