Canning jokes
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
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Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Memes
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, βI donβt like your friends.β
Then Jeff says, βYou can eat the potatoes.β
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Husband: Hey honey, words canβt describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.