Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
Canning Jokes
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
Did you know I'm a really fast reader?
I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
