Canning jokes
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Memes
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
Did you know I'm a really fast reader?
I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?