Canning jokes

What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.

in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of 'em can see their parents.

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?

Quiet kids.

I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

What part of a vegetable can you not eat?

The wheelchair.

Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?

A: By how much he's coffin.

Can a box match? No, but a tin can.

I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.

What instrument can a skeleton never play?

An organ.

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?

None. Neither can see their parents.

Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.

What does my arm have in common with paper?

They both can be cut.