Canning jokes

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.

It was soda-pressing.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.

Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."