Canning jokes

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.

It was soda-pressing.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.

Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.