Candy jokes
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Memes
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.