Candy jokes
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.