What is a King's favorite sized candy? King sized candy!
Q: What was hitlers least favourite candy
A:jujubes
Knock Knock Who's there? Oswald Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!!!!
How long was the owl 🦉 trick or treating?
Owl night long!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
Why is the candy’s clothes in the studio??
Because it’s a wrapper
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Wheres is the candy Sir??? Over there. (kid steps in van) I don't see any candy.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies
(He was hit by a train
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hiiiiiiiii, i sied men, want candy me, YESSSSSS me, gets kidnaped
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why was the milky way remembered... because its... DELICIOUS!
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i gave an orphan 5 dollars and i said "spend it on a candy bar" i came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. so i look over and i see that he has a piggy bank that has 40$ and i said where did you get that? he said for being homeless, and i said what are you going to spend it on he looked at me and said "i'm going to pay money for a mother."
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Every heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth
