Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have free candy
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.
What is a King's favorite sized candy? King sized candy!
