Can Jokes

You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

What is the difference between hitler and Usain bolt

Usain bolt can finish a race.

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Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.

why did the orphan cross the road

so he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents

your hairline is pushed back we can see what you are thinking of

Can u imagine what was the last thing that went through there brains

The knee caps

A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair. The man who controls the chair asks for any last words. The prisoner reply’s with: “Can you hold my hand?”

what thing can an Orphan do beast. Stay at home alone

Why can orphans never walk home? because theres no way to go

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?

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my friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago. he can tell the future.

A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms:It was her Imaginenation

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

What is the difference between an orphan and a non- orphan, you can slap the orphan but not the non- orphan because they can actually tell their parents