Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want? because what are they gonna, tell their parents?
What's the difference between a Russian potato and an U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics
What do you call a hamburger that can talk & walk? Funny weird walkie hambuger & talkie cute hambuger. lol
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Are you going to jump? can I jump with you
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can??
A man walks into a doctors office, Naked Wrapped in Gland Wrap.
The doctor reply’s with:
“I can clearly see your nuts”
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she àsked How can you explain a yellow colour to a blind man
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
What an orphans least favorite show: family guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why can’t you sell nans but you can sell zebras ?
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer. Answer: Ryans forehead
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge
Because She can listen to call music
I see 6 letters in the past I have 2020 vision I can see see 7 letters in the future i have 2021 vision
Wife: looks in the mirror Wife: i look fat can you say something positive husband: at least your eyes work
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If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
