Can jokes

So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

What can you build with people? A boat!

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

Period: Guess who’s back... back again...

Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?

Period: I can come back in 9 months?

Me: Keep fucking singing.

What kind of nuts come in cans?

Creamed a-corn.

"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"

OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.

Only Cans.

What’s one food orphans can eat?

Homemade.

Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?

What do you call a disabled person that can walk?

Enabled.

Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?

So they can be connected.

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"