Can jokes
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!