Can jokes
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Memes
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
U can vent here idc.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚