Can jokes
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"