Call jokes
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"