Call jokes
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Memes
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.