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Girlfriend

One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.

But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇

Bull

What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?

Bullying.

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  • Oreo

    What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?

    An Oreo.

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  • Sex

    What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

    An inside job.

    Memes

    Indian

    What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.

    What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.

    Orphan

    Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!

    Orphan: *sits there sadly*

    Stripper

    How do men like their women? Striped.

    How does a priest like their children? Clean.

    Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.

    What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.

    Cannibal

    A man gets captured by cannibals.

    Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."

    Cracker

    What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?

    A box of crackers.