What do you call a disabled person in a sauna
Steamed veggies
what do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car
A: A suicide bomber
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".
What do you call two redheads on mars?
Locals.
If you throw a nun is it called a....
Nunchuck???
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat
what do you call a gay scientist? stephen hawqueen.
what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
what do you call a funny family of chairs, a sitcom
What will you call burj khalifa after 100 years? Bujurg khalifa (Just a joke)
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves??
Russell
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said "Don't make me call your parents"
