Call jokes
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?