Call jokes
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.
But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Memes
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!