Call jokes
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"