Call jokes
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Memes
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.