Call jokes
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.