Call jokes
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"
Alternative punchline:
"I had to call social services, she was only 14."
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"