So I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said "Yes ma'am." She said "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said "Okay, thanks bitch."
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What do you call Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
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What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
I did a bunjee jump for charity recently. It was called spastics on elastics
What do you call a alligator that cant geg hard. A reptile disfunction
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
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