By using this site, you agree to its use of cookies. Read more

What Do You Call A Black Person Flying A Plane

A Pilot You Racist

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

What do you call a dessert with an extra chromosome?

A chocolate downie.

Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”

Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve

My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice

  • i called it cold hard cash

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book…it’s called “Around The House in Eighty Days.”

What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes

What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest

What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.

What do you call a candle in armor?

A knight light

What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!

If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can´t Run

“Son, I found a condom in your room.”

“Gee, thanks, Grandpa!”

“Why are you calling me Grandpa?”

“Because I couldn’t find it yesterday.”

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

Daddy

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

What do you call a dog with no legs ?

It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.

What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

  • Carlos.