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What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice

  • i called it cold hard cash

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic

what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?

spoiled milk

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book…it’s called “Around The House in Eighty Days.”

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.

Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve

What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef.

What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.

What do you call a candle in armor?

A knight light

What Do You Call A Black Person Flying A Plane

A Pilot You Racist

What do you call a dog with no legs ?

It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.

What do you call a dessert with an extra chromosome?

A chocolate downie.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!

What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?

Posiedown.

“Son, I found a condom in your room.”

“Gee, thanks, Grandpa!”

“Why are you calling me Grandpa?”

“Because I couldn’t find it yesterday.”

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.