What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
Someone butt dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
what do you call it when you rickroll someone in the lgbtq?
you just got fruit-rolled
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it....
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama windchimes
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes She can't see the obvious
The orphan also had to cry bcz the cartels called him homie.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious. Because they can finally call someone father.
Why can’t orphans use a phone because they can't find the home button.
What do you call a kid name caitlyn?
My best friend
What do you call an italian with a rubber toe? roberto.
I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me
What do you call a cow in the snow? Chilli Beef
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
