Call jokes
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a money hungry Hispanic?
Don Jewlio
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped? Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.