I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
