Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
Ever heard of the show naked and afraid? thats what i call hide and seek with my uncle.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What do u call a emo cappella group
Self harmony
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots
What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces
What do you call a flat chested emo girl
A cutting board
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him 🥰🥰🥰
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A kinder surprise
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
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what do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai ping
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What do u call a blind dinosaur? *do-u-think-he-saur-us*
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What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
