How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How'd she burn the other side? They called back
What do you call a dead baby? spawn killed
What do you call a guy from India calling you
A scammer
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
me: calls suicide hotline hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging
What do you call a broken pencil never mind it’s pointless!!
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
You call, I'm putting on
Frank (34) DJ
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic
What do u call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gane!
Call of duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan...? Homless
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I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
i called the suicide hotline and he suggested i drew on myself to distract myself. i replied id get ink poisoning
wouldnt recommend the police came
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
what do you call a letter using the bathroom
the P
What do you call Steven Hawking on fire ??
Hot wheels
What do you call a deaf animal? Anything, it can't hear you.
