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What do you call a dead fly? – A flew.

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.

The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”

Why are babies called bundles of joys? When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.

What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.

What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?

A Mexican’t.

What do you call the people in the challenger explosion.

Ashtraynauts

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? – Itenticle.

What do you call a Communist sniper? – A Marxman.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

What do you call a dead parrot ? Polygon

what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.

your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?

Artifical Intelligence