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Romaine

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

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  • Language

    What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.

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    Brother

    What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

    A virgin.

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  • Condom

    "Son, I found a condom in your room."

    "Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"

    "Why are you calling me Grandpa?"

    "Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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  • Cow

    What do you call a cow with no toes?

    Lac-toes intolerant.

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  • Cross

    What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.

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  • Roadkill

    My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

    Life

    Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

    Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

    Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

    Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

    Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

    Child

    What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?

    Not Sally.

    Car

    Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

    Driver

    What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.