Call jokes

What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

What do you call it when a midget waves at you?

A microwave.

What do you call a cow with no toes?

Lac-toes intolerant.

What do you call an egg murder?

An eggs-terminator!

Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.

"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

What do you call a high school student?

Alone and depressed.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite." Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly." Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game." Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..." Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?

Ice Cream-E

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

What do you call a crackhead with no crack?

Pointless.

What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."

What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?

An ASSHole.

What do you call it when human vegetables die?

Spoiled food product.

What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.

You know what they call pineapples in Paris?

I don't know, what?

Anus.

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.