Call jokes
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.