Call jokes
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What do you call a?
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...