what do you call a depressed emo ,dead

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

• Carlos.

Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”

What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest

My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.

“What do you call a deer with no eyes?” – “No-eye-deer.”

What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

what do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag

A Twix

What do you call a fish with no eye? A ffsshh

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

Daddy

How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex? Call her on the phone.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She’s 7

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service

What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator

What do u call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7 A: a virgin

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.