What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Principal: You're being bad im gonna need to call your parents! Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
What do you call a blank piece of paper??
Women rights
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a stupid turtle?- retorted
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle Optimistic
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
How can I be racist my wife’s eye is black
What do you call a transgender in a wherlchair An autobot
What do u call the bell at the Asian restaurant I'm Ta Ping it Som Ting Won
Ask someone to call you a bitch when they do tell them bitches do as they are told
I keep trying to call my emo friend... They keep hanging up
what do u call an orphen family none existent
why do kid like to pick on orhpans? because they cant call their parents
Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on youtube? A very good person
what do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? a heavy drinker
Okay what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
a galiminus.
