what do you call a depressed emo ,dead
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.