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What do you call a fish with no eye? A ffsshh

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.

What do you call a Russian tree?

Dimitree

what do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag

A Twix

what do you call a depressed emo ,dead

What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef.

What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.

How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How’d she burn the other side? They called back

what do you call a drunken sailer?

arrested

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service

What do you call a kid who’s been kidnapped?

Well, her name’s Sally, so I guess… Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.

what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

“But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?” Asks one of the guests.

“Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.

“What do you call a deer with no eyes?” – “No-eye-deer.”

What do u call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7 A: a virgin

when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.

“One, he killed himself”

My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.