Call

Call jokes

Fight

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

Wacko Jacko

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

Memes

Rape

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

Teacher

A teacher asked his students a math question.

"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said.

Train

What do you call a train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train.

Oh man, I'm depressed.

Rapist

What did the rapist say to his victim?

"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."

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  • Glory Hole

    What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

    Guardian of the confessional booth.

    Man

    What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?

    Splattered.

    Meals on wheels

    What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?

    Meals on wheels πŸ˜‹πŸ˜πŸŒ­πŸŒ­πŸŒ­πŸŒ­πŸŒ­