What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Call Jokes
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels πππππππ
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
