What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
Cutting-edge Technology
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
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what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
What is the part of school with all the autistic called? Downtown
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school
Man, I loved that wheelchair
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
what do you call a train with buble gum?
a chew chew train
oh man im depressed
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo’s World
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.
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What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore? guardian of the confessional booth
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??SpecialForces
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
What do you call a single bisexual? All bi myself.
