Call jokes
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.