Call jokes
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."