Call jokes
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
Memes
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.