Call jokes
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
Memes
lol so true
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.