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Rape

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What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

Baby

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So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."

Ye

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It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.

Son

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Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”