Call jokes
Neona (😟): I bet you I'm not going to get that job at all!
Gwen (😌): Yeah well, I believe in you.
Neona (😔): You got the job, and am I still waiting for them to call me and remind me that I will, but I won't get it. Anyway, I need to prepare for a job that I won't get.
Gwen (😠): Neona, you just don't got enough confidence. You got to have confidence in life. I know you will get the job. I do now. Just believe instead of giving up!
Neona (😞): UGH fine!!!
Gwen (😉): I'll see you at that job interview!!!! Put a smile on your face, too!
Neona (😊): Okay...Gwen, you're the best!
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.