Call jokes

Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?

A: Cuatro Cinco.

What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh.

Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??

What do you call a Mexican's prison?

The border.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

What do you call a roach in milk?

A roach con leche. 😂

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?

steamed vegetables.

So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

Unnecessary.

What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata

What do you call someone with a pindie spot?

Stop screen recording.

It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.

What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?

Young Boy Never Walk again.

What do you call a spaceman’s willy?

A Shuttlecock!

Why did the orphan go to church?

It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."

What do cannibals call newborn babies?

Fresh fruit.

What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?

A Konichiuahua.

I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha-ching!