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Orphanage

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

Orphan

Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.

Dwarf

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

Cup

What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?

Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)

Lover

What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?

Lesbionage.

Health

What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?

Dumb.

Halloween

Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.

She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."

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