What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
What do u call a pedophile who's dying? you.
What do you call a retard with a boner? a slowpoke
when you see your friend you call the police but they just moan
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???
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A blonde walks into the Doctors office. She tells the Doctor, " My boyfriend has dandruff". The Doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the Doctors phone rings. He answers, its the Blonde. The Doctor asks how he can help her. " Well Doctor, I understand head, but how do you hove shoulders?"...........
Pep called they want they un-padded bra back
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artifical Intelligence
what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
Patient: “Doctor my bottom hurts” Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?” Patient: “Right around the entrance” Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance it will hurt”
- What do you call a feminine cow
-A dairy queen
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
