Call jokes
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
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Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
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Panera dread.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.