Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree? An Orphan
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account prime mates
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"
what do you call it when a man is scared in panera bread
panera dread
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I was in the mood for some dark meat so I called my black friend.
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: *hangs up*
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling
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What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
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I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
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