when some one got the ghost in them. sound in the priest busters. when something strange and it ain't no who you ganna call priest busters.
What do cannibals call an orphanage, all you can eat buffe.
What do you call a traffic light tell to me it told don't look I am changing
You really can't call starlin bad just think about the kids that depression.
What do you call a crappy circumcision
A rip-off
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a spac head? Byron Davey
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots
What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces
God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) I’ll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...I’m still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) don’t touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty
What do u call a bunch of whilchares on top of one another. ? A vegetable rack
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him 🥰🥰🥰
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What do you call a rapper who took a DUMP?
Lil' Crappie
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER