friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! i'll be in court.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
Patient: “Doctor my bottom hurts” Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?” Patient: “Right around the entrance” Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance it will hurt”
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
in English class the teacher says (Teacher): Kids you need to say the alphabet ok Sally you first. (Sally): Okay a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. (Teacher): good job Sally. Then the teacher called on 4 other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on little Johnny. (Teacher): Little Johnny say the alphabet. (Little Johnny): bcefghijklmnopsvwxyz. (Teacher): no Johnny that’s not right. (Johnny): oh I forgot u r a q t. (Teacher). No still not right and thank you. (Johnny): oh I’ll give you the d later . (Class): (laughing). (Teacher): GO TO THE OFFICE NOW .
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How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits? : A blender.
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan
My father said I'm to reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support
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Why are babies called bundles of joys? When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
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What did me an my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
What do you call it when you baptize a mexacan? Bean dip!
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said why did you call me a female
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
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