Call jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.