What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut
What do you call an autistic kidwith a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously it's called dark humor for a reason
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy
rhydon deez nuts
what do u call a bruised banana a school bus full of his kids
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
What do you call the people in the challenger explosion.
Ashtraynauts
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOOMERANG AND MY DAD- MY DAD CAME BACK BTW ADD ME ON SNAPCHAT jakemm4324
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what”
what do you call a creepy IT teacher...........a PDF file
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree
What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
