What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
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God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) I’ll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...I’m still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) don’t touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty
What do u call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7 A: a virgin
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What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy
what do u call a cute boy with down syndrome. awwtistic
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand? A: Cuatro Cinco
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
Why can't they blonde call 911
Can she can't find the 11
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am wan kin the chef." I said that I'll come back later
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂
