Call jokes

What do you call a Mexican with one leg?

Border hopper.

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.

What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Pokémon!

If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?

What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

What do you call grass that grows in space?

Astro-turf.

What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.

Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?

Must be lots of drunks there.

What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.

What do you call sweaty titties?

Humititties.

What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?

Stiff chocolate.

My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?