What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy. But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
What do you call an idiotic cow
A mis-steak!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call a whore with a runny nose? ...Full !
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair? Young Boy Never Walk again
What do you call a depressed acapella group? Self Harmony.
What do you call a spice with a PHD
Dr. Pepper
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
y is he called ben 10? because he is 10 in long
What do you call an asian Chihuahua A Konichiuahua
why cant orphans work a McDonalds ? cause they call their employees family
What do you call a rich asian Cha ching
What do cannibals call newborn babies Fresh fruit
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions???
Answer: Expresso!!! (KILL MEH)
what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire hot wheels
