Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Call Jokes
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
