What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
my girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex and I said what's that, she said I fuck her ass, I said oh my uncle calls that shhhhh
What do u call a white person having a seizure
A vanilla shake
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
What do u call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Why do ya’ll call a pickup truck- cause ya got a flat tire
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the Movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
What do you call a cow with a twitch? -- Beef jerky.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What do you call the space inbetween Kim Kardashians breasts.
Silicon valley.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehed.
What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
