What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
Call Jokes
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
A little girl being Girl: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
Priest: "What did you do, child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, Father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But, Father, he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
