Call jokes
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."