Call jokes
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Memes
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.