Call jokes
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
Memes
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.