Call jokes
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.