Call jokes
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.