Call jokes
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.