Call jokes
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Memes
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.