What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
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what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.
what do you call a burning church?
Holy Smokes
there's three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes "mommy why do u call me l'feather"? She answers "cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born". L'drop asks to his mom "mommy why do u call be l'drop"? She answers "cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born". L'brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"
What do you call a private nun.
Nun-o-yo-business
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road........suicidal
What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
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what do you call a kid with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
What do you call a Mexican's prison
The border
What do you call a indian in a lamorgini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
