Call jokes
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest picking two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they got them correct, they’re deemed cured and free to go.
Jon was called into the doctor’s office first and asked if he understood that he’d be free if he answered the questions correctly. The doctor said, “Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?” Jon said, “I’d be half blind.” “That’s correct. What if I poked out both eyes?” “I’d be completely blind.” The doctor stood up, shook Jon’s hand, and told him he was free.
On Jon’s way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, Jon mentioned the exam to Amanpreet. He told him what questions were going to be asked and gave him the answers. So Amanpreet came in. The doctor went thru the formalities and asked, “What would happen if I cut off one ear?” Amanpreet, remembering what Jon had said was the correct answer said, “I’d be half blind.” The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went on. “What if I cut off the other ear?” “I’d be completely blind,” Amanpreet answered. “Amanpreet, can you explain how you’d be *blind*?” “My hat would fall down over my eyes.”
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.