What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.
call me willma, willma balls fit ya mouth!!
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan
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What do you call a special police officer? OFFICER DOWN!
Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer: Depresso
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?
Alive
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay. Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across him face. Richard: No, I couldn't. Richard's mom: Why. Richard: Because he was cute.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable
