A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
I got a call from MacDonald's they want there sign back.
what do u call an emo wityh curly hair
sam reid
The orphan also had to cry bcz the cartels called him homie.
What do the people in heaven thad died on the titanic call the titanic...the dietanic
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call it when takes a picture
A family portrait
what do you call a one legged asain?
tie won shoo
What do you call Yakub with no eyes? No eyes yakub
what do call an ophans parents dead meat
What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker!
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
what do you call a butt that kills people? An ASSassin :)
what do you call a hospital that's flooded vegetable soup
my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack? 7/11
when someone calls you gay say im straight straighter than your hairline
Why could the orphan never be gay Because he had nobody to call daddy
