Call jokes

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

What do you call a crying dick?

I call it a crying dick.

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.

What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.

What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.

What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?

A Lymphomaniac.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."

What do you call an Indian electrician?

Ashok 😂

What do you call a bruised banana?

A school bus full of his kids.

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?

A baby with flat armbands!

What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)

Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.

A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.

The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"

The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"

The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."

Why do orphans love role-plays?

Because they can call someone "daddy."

Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.

The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.

Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.

The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."

What do you call a Mexican rooster?

Un gallo pelón.

He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?

She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?

What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂