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Professor

An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.

Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.

When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”

With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

Food

I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.

Book

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

Kangaroo

What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.

What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.

Charity

It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.

Memes

Midget

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.

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  • Papyrus

    Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!

    Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!

    Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!

    Frisk: HAHAHA

    Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!

    Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

    Bunch

    What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?

    Abo-lanche.

    Impression

    My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:

    When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*