Call jokes
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?