Call jokes

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

Why can’t orphans have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

What do you call a group of transgender women?

X-Men.

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

Why do they call them apartments when they are together?

Why is it called a building if it's already built?

What do you call a skeleton's omelet?

A bonelet.

What do you call a stoner when horny?

A weed whacker!

What do you call male mermaids?

Mer-butlers!

Kid: Licks money.

Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.

Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?

What do you call a farting boxer?

Gaseous Clay.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie.

What do you call German weed?

Mustard Gas.

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

What did the Teacher say to the orphan?

"I am calling your parents!"

Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?

A: Hearing Aids.

What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.