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What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.