Call jokes
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Memes
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There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.