What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Call Jokes
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
