What do you Call a Skeletons omelet?...... A Bonelet
Why is it called a building if its already built?
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who there father's are.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Sh!t on a stick
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter. A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
i gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa, Moo-fasaa
What do you call a Indian going through the bins ??
RUMAJINGG
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
what do you call a chill transgender
Fictional
Why are wives also called a housekeeper? Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man 👨 that is a minister and a christain nationalist with👱♂️ blond hair 😬 😳 in suspense wait until 🎄 🎅 🤶 christmas to take away ⛪ his church tax exempt status 📱 ☎️ or he will call 📞 🤔 🤷 🤣 the ACLU
UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE CALLED TAXI
If you take a shoot a paper wad in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ùshe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
What do you call a fly without wings
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A walk
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
It isn't a real charity until India open call centers, like they did with Africa.
