What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Call Jokes
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-Γ©tit.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An βAstronutβ!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
