Call jokes
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.