Call jokes
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"