Call jokes
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
I know you cannot be calling me cringe when you have this pfp
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.