Call jokes
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Husband: Honey, do you want sex?
Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.
Husband: Is that your final answer?
Wife: Mmmmm.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: No doubts?
Wife: No.
Husband staring a long time at his wife.
Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Memes
I know you cannot be calling me cringe when you have this pfp
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”