Call jokes
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.